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9 Words Women Use

This is one of those fowarded emails that you get when you work behind the office desk xD I got this many many years ago, but it’s significance still lasts till this day! It may not be the ultimate truth about ALL women / girls in the world but to a certain extent, it’s applicable, too. OMG, it’s hilarious!! So, read & enjoy – Allen Yap, The Captain.

  1. Fine!: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are wrong and want you to shut up.

  2. 5 Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game (TV) before helping around the house.

  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with ‘fine‘.

  4. Go Ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

  5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

  7. Thanks!: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot‘ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever‘).

  8. Whatever!: Is a woman’s way of saying F—YOU!

  9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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Haha… Communication is so important & also, so easily misinterpreted. Hence, we should all better start working on speaking what we mean & saying what’s really on our minds. One thing I know for sure is we’ll sleep better at night 😀 So let your ‘yes’ be ‘yes’ & your ‘no’ be ‘no’. Hope this article didn’t make u paranoid… hahaha 😀

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One response

  1. Chibi

    Haha! Epic XD!

    May 15, 2011 at 4:35 pm

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